tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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welovewebseries:

WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU?
inspired by bisexualdanegan

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miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

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if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands
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universityofsassachusetts:

strive to become of the famous alumni on your school’s wikipedia page

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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seethestarsablaze:

vmagazine:

Italian contemporary artist Livio Scarpella series ‘Ghost Underground’  (Bless Soul / Soul Damned) : Inspired by the works of Rococo sculptor Antonio Corradini’s (1668-1752) veiled ladies.

These are unreal.

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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

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theartofknightjj:

let’s go on a nice sailing trip!

really relaxing

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proudof-living:

going through life like green day went through eye of the tiger

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Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
Sirius: Deer James
Lily: It's Dear
Sirius: No it isn't
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theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

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